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Had Dodge Aspen at number 3
Just like the dark green one
My dad bought for
My sisters
The one that him and I spent
Hours together
Rebuilding the rusty front fender
After an accident
The one that I inherited
After college
The one that was parked on the street
When a young driver hit that
Very same fender
And I learned to deal with insurance companies
The car that taught me everything I know about
Fixing brakes
And replacing belts and hoses
That car that never once got stuck
In the snow
When the transmission went out
I prayed for a miracle
And my friend Milo helped me tow it
To a back-woods garage he knew of
And the mechanic just happened to have
That particular torque converter
Leaning up against the side of
His barn
I will never again own a car that's
Transmission was fixed for
A hundred twenty five bucks
And when we finally gave it away
The happy new owners
Thanked us
Without caring that this was
One of the worst cars ever built