The Biggest Spider I Ever Saw

Was high up in the corner of the

Eave behind the downspout

His web was thick as cotton

And you could barely see 'im

He wasn't movin' any

He was just waitin'

I went back inside the house

Mom was watchin' TV

She was real quiet

There was smoke and people running

And the skyscrapers fell like

A pile of logs in a campfire

And the man on the TV said

Planes flew into them

I went back outside

I looked for planes in the blue sky

Then I found a long stick and

Went back to the corner of the house

The spider was gone now

I poked his web and curled it

Around the end of my stick

But he didn't come out so I

Wiped the stick on the green grass and

Broke it over my knee

Yeah, that was the biggest spider I ever saw